The Unhappy Professional

A Robinhood Therapy Brand

We understand Professionals. We specialize in therapy.

Who We Are

The Unhappy Professional is a private-pay therapy practice designed for successful professionals who feel misaligned beneath the surface.

We specialize in therapy for:

Our clients are emotionally self-aware, highly intelligent, and often secretly burned out or stuck. They want clarity, alignment, and real change—not just a space to vent.

We don’t do traditional talk therapy.
This is strategic, insight-driven therapy for people who think fast, move fast, and don’t want to waste time.

What We Do

Therapy That Fits the Way You Think

We offer virtual therapy for high-functioning professionals who are ready to:

  • Manage stress and anxiety without numbing or burning out

  • Clear emotional patterns that still affect performance

  • Work through burnout without quitting everything

  • Reconnect with relationships and goals

  • Find Work/Life Balance that supports a happy home

    You don’t have to hit a crisis to start—you just have to want something different.

How We Work

Evidence-Based Therapy for Professionals

We use two powerful modalities:

  • EMDR Therapy: A brain-based method to clear emotional blocks, outdated beliefs, and unresolved trauma

  • Psychodynamic Therapy: A deep, effective approach to understanding the unconscious patterns behind your decisions, relationships, and identity

Each session is tailored to your pace and goals.
We don’t follow scripts—we follow the patterns that matter.

What clients say:

I’ve seen other therapists before, but nothing really changed. Working with Zach is different. He really wants to understand me and asks more questions than anyone I’ve ever met, and for the first time, I'm starting to understand myself—not just my behaviors, but the patterns I developed growing up that protected me as a kid, but are hurting me as an adult."

-RB

Who We Help

Therapy for High Performers with Hidden Struggles

We specialize in therapy for:

If you’re high-functioning but out of sync—this is built for you.

Why “The Unhappy Professional”?

Because Success Without Fulfillment Isn’t Success

Our clients often say:

“I’ve done everything I was supposed to do. So why doesn’t it feel good?”

We created the Unhappy Professional to name what people rarely admit:

  • You can look successful and still feel stuck.

  • You can be admired and still be unhappy.

  • Therapy isn’t weakness—it’s strategy.

  • You can be rich and unhappy.

We believe therapy should be proactive, not reactive.
Because alignment, clarity, and emotional resilience are business assets.

Where We Work

Virtual Therapy in Six States

We work with clients in:

  • New York

  • Washington, D.C.

  • Virginia

  • North Carolina

  • Colorado

  • Washington State

All sessions are virtual and private-pay only.
We do not accept insurance.

I understand first hand how difficult it can be to carry the weight of unresolved emotional pain. My diverse personal and professional experiences have given me a deep appreciation for how unique each individual’s journey is.

Whether it’s healing from childhood trauma, navigating relationship difficulties, or overcoming professional stress, I’m here to help you find the peace and fulfillment you deserve.

Zack Rothwell, PMHNP

Psychiatric Health Nurse Practitioner

Master of Science - UNC Chapel Hill

Founder & Therapist

Our Therapeutic Philosophy

Therapy for Professionals Who Don’t Want to Waste Time

High performers don’t burn out because they’re weak.
They burn out because they’ve been strong for too long—without recalibrating.

We believe therapy should be:

  • Structured—not aimless

  • Grounded in neuroscience—not just “talk”

  • Respectful of ambition and identity

  • Emotionally intelligent, not emotionally indulgent

  • Flexible with your schedule—but strong enough to push your growth

We don’t over-pathologize.
We build on what’s working and repair what’s been quietly eroding your success.

Ready to Start?

You Don’t Need to Be in Crisis to Begin

If you’ve been thinking, “Something’s not right, but I don’t know what,”—that’s the moment to start.

You don’t have to be falling apart.
You just have to be curious enough to try a different kind of conversation.

Our Claim:

We help high-achieving professionals succeed by becoming authentic.
When you stop living behind armor, your work and relationships come alive.

How Therapy Works