

The Unhappy Professional
A Robinhood Therapy Brand
Who We Help
We specialize in therapy for high-achieving professionals who are privately struggling with burnout, stress, or internal misalignment.
Most of our clients don’t come to therapy because of a breakdown.
They come because they’re tired of pretending.
You might be successful, respected, and highly capable—but, also:
Exhausted
Emotionally flat or reactive
Quietly anxious or disconnected
Overwhelmed but still high-performing
Unsure if therapy is even the right move—but curious
High-achieving professionals often reach a point of exhaustion that no amount of time off can fix. That’s why burnout therapy is one of our core specialties.
Who We Work With
Choose the path that fits your role—or the version of you behind it:
Executives
Strategic leaders managing teams, pressure, and emotional disconnection.
Lawyers
Attorneys who perform under pressure but feel increasingly hollow inside.
Physicians
Medical professionals holding it together while carrying everyone else’s pain.
Entrepreneurs
Founders who built it all—but now feel trapped in the very thing they created.
Creatives
High-sensitivity professionals stuck between inspiration and emotional overload.
What They All Have in Common
High-functioning on the outside
Overthinking or numbing on the inside
Used to solving problems—but this feels different
Private, emotionally avoidant, but willing to be honest
Looking for something more effective than just talking about stress
How Therapy Helps
✔ Emotional regulation without losing your edge
✔ Burnout recovery that doesn’t require quitting
✔ Internal alignment that makes performance sustainable
✔ Confidence that isn’t compensating for something
✔ Clarity about what’s actually going on underneath
Logistics
Virtual therapy only
Private-pay only (no insurance accepted)
Sessions available in NY, VA, DC, CO, NC, and WA
EMDR and psychodynamic therapy with a strategic lens
30-minute consultation (no pressure)
You Don’t Need to Fall Apart to Ask for Help
You just have to want something to change.
What clients say:
“EMDR with Zachary changed my mind and therefore changed my life. I don’t care for talk therapy because my mind tries to outsmart it. My mind could not outsmart EMDR.
Within three months of my first EMDR session, I came into a better understanding of myself. I was shown the parts of myself I did not want to see, which has allowed me to move forward in life with integrity as well as compassion for myself. I'm grateful to have Zachary to guide me in that space.
Thank you, Zachary! I recommend you to everyone."
-VC